JUST FOR LAUGHS!!!!!!

In a bid to try and BEAUTIFY Professional Titles do not be surprised to see: -

Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager

Receptionist - Front Office Manager

Typist - Printed Document Handler

Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer

Window Cleaner - Transparent Wall Technician

Temporary Teache - Associate Tutor

Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer

Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians

Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer

Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator

Driver - Automobile Propulsion Specialist

Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist

Maid - Domestic Operations Specialist

Employee without portfolio - Administration Manager

Cook - Food Preparation Officer

Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator

Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist

Rat Killer - Pest Exterminator