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FUNNY THOUGHTS
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself.
HOW THE RICH STAY RICH!
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown City Bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of £5,000.
The loan officer, taken aback requested collateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce,” the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank’s underground parking garage for safe keeping and gave him £5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank’s doors, asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. “That will be £5,000 in principal, and £15.40 in interest,” the loan officer said. The man wrote a check and started to walk away. “Wait sir,” the loan officer said, “while you were gone, I found out you are a multi-millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow £5,000?’ The man smiled. “Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only £15.40?
The rich will always be rich.
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